Chris Pullen (Bert) Mk1 Escort Mexico

Hi my name is Bert- I have a blue car it is called the  Nutsack . It goes gud and has a white stripe on its side and roof., It has got new wheels and tyres and goes Gud coz it has a Punto engine, its very loud and I have make a Brum Brum noise as it goes faster than a Mini car!. I have got a Chitroen Derv car and its Gud, its slow as fuk but does a gallon to 60mies in a nitetimeday! I drive slow then fast then slow but mostly slow, I have to do 10,00000 miles in the  nutsack before I can go fast, (New engine) I don t like to go slow so I don t know if I will kill it again , Fast, Fast, Fast, Fast, Fast, Fast, go Nutsack go.